i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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