Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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