I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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