And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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