Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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