..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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