My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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