absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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