well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
he shaved USA in his pubs
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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