well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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