I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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