I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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