I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Everclear isn't food dammit
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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