I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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