Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
