I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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