is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Quick, to the slutcave!
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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