there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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