What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize