Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
