Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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