I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
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You. Win. At. Life.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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