i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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