he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
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