How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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