I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Randomize
