I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have fence marks all over my body
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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