we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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