haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Randomize
