I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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