i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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