HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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