he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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