Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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