She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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