i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
That accounts for only three of the penises
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
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