just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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