I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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