you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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