You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I am available for nakedness
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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