we have pet lesbian snakes
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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