You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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