i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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