I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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