so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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