So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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