I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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