After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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