i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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