Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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