'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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