Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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