I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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