Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Pants are for mortals
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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